I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being


McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

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Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
*studio audience laughter*


My Music Crush of the week!


zelda drawing i made for my theme!!


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Cobra Starship (feat. Leighton Meester) - Good Girls Go Bad

Cobra Starship (feat. Leighton Meester) - Good Girls Go Bad

When you get this you have to publicly say 5 things you like about yourself and send it to 10 of your favourite followers :)
  1. I love my eyes. I really love how icy/bright blue they are.
  2. Sometimes I like my height. 5’3” is short, which sometimes works to my advantage.
  3. I like my voice! I looooooove singing 1st soprano. I just love singing a bunch.
  4. I like my boobs lmaooooooo 34B- not too big, not too small. ;P
  5. I like my fashion choice? Idk man I can’t think of anything else.

I ain’t gonna send this to 10 people I’mma tag a few tho

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Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.



Haaaah I had a long day today, but I was surprised to find
that several other animal crossers had a bad day, too. :(

Here’s a high five from me to you! :D
And I hope things look better for you soon!




How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

Mary Lambert - Secrets


Secrets- Mary Lambert

They tell us from the time were young

To hide the things that we don’t like about ourselves

Inside ourselves

I know I’m not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else

Well I’m over it